Mason jar for water bear

Unemployment has its benefits, namely, opportunities to enter contests such as this.

Meatloaf, mayonnaise, and onions, of course, though memory coddles the first:

Orange roughy. My parents crammed that shit into my mouth as if they had some kind of bet between the two of them.

But it paid off, because in exchange for a lifelong revulsion toward fish, I receive a copy of Molly Gaudry's We Take Me Apart.

Many thanks to Brad Green, htmlgiant, and the kind folks at Mud Luscious Press. Find them here, here, and here.